NOT the food of the gods.

I loathe white chocolate. It is not chocolate. If I ran Hell, I would feed it to the damned souls down there.
That is all.

Me: White chocolate makes everything worse.
Suitemate: White chocolate wouldn't have made the Holocaust worse.

17 comments:

Gretchen 9/23/2008 3:36 PM  

Ha, this was super-funny. And I'd like to say in the defense of white chocolate that on occasion it is very tasty.

Gretchen 9/23/2008 3:37 PM  

Also, I'm not sure why I hyphenated super funny.

enc 9/23/2008 3:40 PM  

Clearly there is no point to white chocolate. It's a hoax perpetrated on the chocolate-consuming public. I won't have it.

Q 9/23/2008 3:55 PM  

I love white chocolate!

So there. :-)

Q 9/23/2008 4:37 PM  

Also: I tagged you.

Delaney 9/23/2008 5:10 PM  

White chocolate is not bad on peppermint bark, since there's delicious dark chocolate and peppermint chunks to balance it out. But I wouldn't like white-chocolate covered blueberries or plain white chocolate. I wouldn't even be crazy about white chocolate chip cookies...

cuileann 9/23/2008 5:43 PM  

Dear Misses Q and Gretchen,
It's okay; I like you anyways.
Yours,
cuileann

enc - Amen.

Delaney - Good point; I would concede peppermint bark to be an exception.

Tree Rat Girl 9/23/2008 6:44 PM  

Oh this made me laugh out loud. Such a vehement post against such an innocent thing as chocolate!

I don't really like white chocolate, unless it is a) on peppermint bark or b) drizzled over dark-chocolate covered strawberries. And espresso beans dipped in white chocolate are pretty darned good too. But by itself it's just gross, with no stronger flavors to balance it out.

sunshinemaribeth 9/23/2008 7:26 PM  

Aww. I love white chocolate.

~Firefly~ 9/23/2008 9:38 PM  

lol. I don't really care for white chocolate.... I detest dark chocolate... and love milk chocolate.

That is all.

+ :)

Rebecca Joy 9/24/2008 2:56 AM  

I totally agree with you!! My first experience was not fun - I gagged for like half an hour. Ick.

Edge 9/24/2008 6:55 AM  

And technically, white chocolate isn't even chocolate, because it's missing cocoa solids from the cocoa liquor (gotta love the science of food :-)

Lamashlitca1018 9/24/2008 9:43 AM  

I would agree with your rant dearest roomie. I still don't really understand what white chocolate really is. If it's not really chocolate, what is it besides a waste of calories?

The_Ballerina 9/24/2008 10:44 AM  

Under normal circumstances I would agree with you… but lately I’ve been craving the Cookies and Cream candy bars… made of white chocolate! Weird I know, please don’t shun me!!! Lol ;)

Cassandra 9/24/2008 9:09 PM  

Bahahahaha. For some reason, this was unbelievably funny. I think the quote at the end just made it better. xD

Also, though I personally find white chocolate scrumptious on pretzels and in cookies with macadamia nuts, it's technically not even chocolate because of the lack of cocoa beans... Who even named that, anyway?

cuileann 9/25/2008 1:35 PM  

I would never shun you, Ballerina and Maribeth!

'Shleigh - a ruiner of cupcakes, that's what.

Edge and Cassandra - darn straight it's not chocolate. Throne of lies, I'm telling you.

syd vicious 11/01/2008 11:41 PM  

I hate white chocolate too! I don't understand how it is even considered chocolate.

I'm glad you like my video, lol :)

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