A dilemma

So the alien ran away several weeks ago, and I don't expect I'll see it again, but I have all this alien food that I bought, just lying around my room still packaged and everything. What to do with it?
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I could...no, I don't want to set up a seller account and have to bother with listing it and waiting for bids, et cetera.
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Yes, yes. I will send the alien food to my pen pals. Problem solved.

Yes, they will love that. I'm going to tell them that they're Japanese sweets. [Sort out the pronouns there any way that you like.]

What? Oh, yes; I imagine it's quite safe for human consumption.

Now, the real question: am I talking about the extraterrestrial that landed on my dorm roof during finals week, which I smuggled home in a carry-on, OR am I talking about the Japanese tourist child that I kidnapped?
Because both of them ran away.

15 comments:

Summermoon 1/08/2009 2:15 AM  

Personally, I think the ET and Japanese child are in cahoots. They planned this entire thing! Perhaps you should just give the food to those less fortunate. I believe the Zac Efron Obsession Clinic is taking donations.

cuileann 1/08/2009 2:19 AM  

Summermoon, do you have a fan club? Because I would like to join it, or found it.

Erin 1/08/2009 11:27 AM  

How about a cuileann fan club?

Erin 1/08/2009 11:40 AM  

P.S. Does this mean I get alien food in the mail? I hope?

mermaid 1/08/2009 12:11 PM  

ee! eeeee! send it here, dear <3

Priya 1/08/2009 3:05 PM  

Haha...or you could ship the food to the aliens.

Q 1/08/2009 4:09 PM  

I'd join a Cuileann fan club. We'd make pilgrimages to Iceland and San Francisco, eat cupcakes, and see if we can Irish dance.

Countrybelle 1/08/2009 5:12 PM  

hehe, you're weird... but that's why i like it here :)
the pictures of iceland. amazing.
and i tried to look for you on weheartit, but i don't know. i don't really get that site. couldn't find you! but if you see me (countrybelle) you should add me of course!
xx

Summermoon 1/09/2009 4:22 AM  

I would be incredibly honoured if you started a fan club. :) And I would definitely join yours.

Maya Ganesan 1/09/2009 4:10 PM  

I would SO join your fan club! Though I'm not sure that I would if you really DID kidnap that Japanese tourist child...just kidding, of course I would ;)

Edge 1/10/2009 3:03 PM  

I am officially interested in a Cuileann fan club. It sounds like a blast.

Maya Ganesan 1/10/2009 3:18 PM  

Yes yes yes! Pretty please? (With a cherry on top?) ;)

Q 1/11/2009 1:33 PM  

Okay, we've officially started a Cuileann fan club. Members are (so far):

Erin
Me
Summermoon
Edge
Maya

Any other interested parties?

Maya Ganesan 1/11/2009 3:25 PM  

Woohooo! ;)

cuileann 1/14/2009 3:16 PM  

Erin and mermaid - If even YOU don't know whether or not you are my pen pals...! ;)

Countrybelle - Added.

So this is what happens when I leave you lot unattended...haha. I like you, even though/because you are so silly.

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